Be safe out there, parents, and make sure to do a candy check this Halloween. 🍫
For instance, we found several things us San Joseans can’t bear to see in these chocolate bars:
- Parking citations
- People saying SF is the #1 Bay Area city
- The thought that there’s nothing to do in the great 408 (we know better)
Scary stuff. Okay, yeah, we know this is a returning meme, and maybe we spend wayyy too much time on the Internet, but still... safety first.
Have you found any San Jose-specific potential poisons in your treats this year? If so, drop us a line. No more tricks, we promise. 🎃
