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Check your kid’s candy for San Jose scares

You never know what they’ll find.

By Alyson Chuyang
, October 27, 2022
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Gives us chills just thinking about these.

Photos via Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and SJtoday staff

Be safe out there, parents, and make sure to do a candy check this Halloween. 🍫

For instance, we found several things us San Joseans can’t bear to see in these chocolate bars:

  • Parking citations
  • People saying SF is the #1 Bay Area city
  • The thought that there’s nothing to do in the great 408 (we know better )

Scary stuff. Okay, yeah, we know this is a returning meme , and maybe we spend wayyy too much time on the Internet, but still... safety first.

Have you found any San Jose-specific potential poisons in your treats this year? If so, drop us a line . No more tricks, we promise. 🎃

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Alyson Chuyang
Alyson is based in San Jose, CA, and helped launch SJtoday in February 2022. She graduated from San Jose State, where she reported on the city’s arts + culture scene for her alma mater’s paper, The Spartan Daily. You can find her scouting new South Bay eateries or thrifting around town.
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